Almighty Thor, Thor: Hammer of the Gods, Hammer of the Gods.
Insert joke about a bag of hammers here.
Billy Zane sits around while some doof tries to save a kingdom called Promethea. This movie is priceless! (I paid $3.99.)
Enjoy this SyFy original featuring Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, scientifically impossible sharks, and chicks in bikinis getting into wacky hijinks on a magical island.
First in a series of fun Japanese action/martial arts/samurai films about a blind swordsman.