• 3 Ridiculously Awful Viking Movies

Almighty Thor, Thor: Hammer of the Gods, Hammer of the Gods.

Insert joke about a bag of hammers here.

•    I’m Going to Miss Peter O’Toole

It’s true.

Journey to Promethea

Billy Zane sits around while some doof tries to save a kingdom called Promethea.  This movie is priceless!  (I paid $3.99.)

Sand Sharks

Enjoy this SyFy original featuring Corin Nemec, Brooke Hogan, scientifically impossible sharks, and chicks in bikinis getting into wacky hijinks on a magical island.

The Tale of Zatoichi

First in a series of fun Japanese action/martial arts/samurai films about a blind swordsman.